Hey buddy, cheer up! There's tons of reasons to be sad in this world and I'm not judging you for feeling any way! If you feel like it is time for a big ol' smile then I hope these tweets will help you get there. I liked them, and gosh golly, I hope you do too! :~)
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1. Sad confidence.
Just saw a guy at cafe try to order "the usual" but the server had no clue. Better luck next time, my overly familiar friend.-- Mike Ginn (@shutupmikeginn) June 28, 2018
2. Well, this is why no one likes your shit. Try as hard as her!
How invested are you REALLY in your insta selfies pic.twitter.com/nLjgcwQRNZ-- Johanna Herrstedt (@JoHerrstedt) June 27, 2018
3. A constant panic attack for non-straight non-white folk
I need everyone to stop wearing red baseball hats I'm tired of straining my eyes to see if it's a racist or a misunderstanding-- bby ghoul (@silkybean) June 27, 2018
4. What the FUCK
this stuff is for perverts and criminals pic.twitter.com/uSKw6HUU7I-- Brandon Wardell (@BRANDONWARDELL) June 27, 2018
5. I really need this.
PUT THE HAPPINESS IN THE BAG ᵖˡˢ ᵃ ᵐᶠ ᵍᵒᶦⁿᵍ ᵗʰʳᵒᵘᵍʰ ᶦᵗ pic.twitter.com/9c1x6jYdDW-- darlene (@idvrlene) June 27, 2018
6. Marc Maron???
hey there what-the-heckers, what-the-heck-buddies, what-the-heckaneers pic.twitter.com/SRosSDXaeP-- Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen) June 27, 2018
7. Musicals are banned now
Green Day really wasted American Idiot on that other guy-- Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) June 28, 2018
8. Probably should?
I feel like the Supreme Court may overturn Mamma Mia 2-- billy eichner (@billyeichner) June 28, 2018
9. Knock it off
remembering the time i went to the dmv and they gave the numbered call ticket and when i sat down a lady sitting next to me asked "what number are you?" and i said "G34, the number of the beast" and she said "knock it off" and went to go sit somewhere else-- 𝐜𝐣 (@adultblackmale) June 28, 2018
10. Brian Lettuce Tomato?
Does anyone have the initials "BLT"? Wud be a pretty cool idea-- Chelsea Peretti (@chelseaperetti) June 27, 2018