Paris Hilton just posted a Tweet of herself looking exactly like a wealthy socialite's nocturnal emission, with the sarcastic caption "Tell me something I don't know" because she's one snarky b who may or may not believe Walmart sells literal wall stuff. 

Of course, she was probably being an Edgelord™, or at least what she imagines that is (does wearing a real fur jacket while doing a million dollar plug for PETA count?) and definitely didn't expect people to give her actual sincere facts. And, if we had to guess, there is a 100% chance Paris Hilton didn't know any of these bits of knowledge (or just any facts in general).

But, the internet is the internet, if there's an opportunity to commit to a bit, they're going to commit it straight to a mental asylum. 

So, get ready to get your knowledge on, Paris, and the rest of you following along.

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