Welcome to Roast Ranker, where we rank the top roasts of the week fromĀ r/RoastMe. If you're too nice to roast people and/or too sensitive to get roasted yourself, you've come to the perfect online getaway to get your fill of both.

Please enjoy this week's top roasts:

11. If only you got in on the Disney Channel Original Movie game in the 90s - you'd be set for life

brutal reddit roast - not saved by the bell

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10. I can hear the shyness of this photograph

brutal reddit roast - very shy!

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9. At least you have your interior decorating skills to keep you company

brutal reddit roast - divorced man

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8. They were probably letting you rent a car then too

brutal reddit roast - rapid aging

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7. Now you can feel bad about two things!

brutal reddit roast - very large ears

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6. Well how else am I supposed to get their precious honey

brutal reddit roast - don't eat bees

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5. Honestly would be a p sick gig tho

brutal reddit roast - gargoyle man

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4. Boo doo-ay!

brutal reddit roast - furbee

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3. If only I could be half the two men that you are

brutal reddit roast - pablo escobar

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2. Would you like fries with that? Yeah, baby!

brutal reddit roast - austin powers sans mojo

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1. No Deus Ex Machina herebrutal reddit roast - tragic hair

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