We would feel more sorry for these people if the insults weren't so goshdarn good. Sure, the burn may last a while, but time heals all wounds. Soon, this'll all be just a past nightmare they can barely remember...
....until the immorality of the internet reminds them of it all over again.
1. U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A!!!
2. Bilbo Badass.
4. This is why they had to take down the personal ads on Craigslist.
5. She's drier than the Kalimari Desert.
6. It's always nice to run into old schoo pals.
7. David, do you need us to call an ambulance for you?
8. *Sinks teeth into a raw steak*
9. Get fucked, Lady Astor!
10. Mother, why have you betrayed me so!