Who can forget praying mantis bandleader Zorak with his audible double blinks, red helemted producer Moltar, whatever Brak was and most of the all, the sexiest, wittiest talk show host of all time, SPACE GHOST? Oh, you did? Well, sorry you were still in in utero when this show first aired back in 1997, but that doesn't excuse the fact that you haven't watched it.  

With it's wide array of guest stars, from The Hulk and Willie Nelson to Björk and Radiohead's lead singer Thom Yorke, there was rarely *ahem never* a moment of sanity on this satircal talk show hosted by a 1960s Hanna-Barbera cartoon. Between insanely surreal interviews with the guest on a vintage t.v. and the banter between Space Ghost and the crew who openly hates him, the jokes never stopped rolling and the shit never stopped getting weird.

*Sigh* we miss the good old days. *Blasts bandleader Zorak to smithereens at his trusty keyboard thingy*

1. Harvey Birdman, Attorney at stop brining me down, man. 

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2. Tell me wife I barely liked her. 

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3. I'd love a goat. 

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4. I mean, same tho. 

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5. But I wouldn't say no if you gave me a handful. 

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6. No licking!

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7. If these play on words were any better, they'd have their own show on Broadway. 

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8. Moby? More like Mopey. 

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9. Well, which are you? A nerd or dead from a car crash?

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10. It's nice down here. 

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11. Take that, Fart Invader. 

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12. No truer words have ever been spoken. 

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13. *Waves arms frantically* 

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14. Like you don't love me. 

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15. Star REKT. OOOOH burn. 

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