If you are thinking about getting a tattoo, let these people at least serve as a cautionary tale. You get what you pay for, so you better be paying a decent amount if you want to get decent work.
Unless you want to end up with a shitty tattoo and Hep C, in which case go ahead and get that back alley tattoo from that weird dude who sells you weed.
1. Betty Oops.
2. Mikey Mouse has been up on PCP for 4 days straight trying to sell his neighbor's lawnmower for parts.
3. The Grim Reaper is like "come on, man, I don't really look like that do I?"
4. You can't convince me for one second that this minion isn't begging for the sweet release of death.
5. Someone sure loves amoebas a whole lot.
6. Someone please pull the stick out of this wolf's nose.
7. That moon ain't right.
8. Make the Queen proud, young lad!
9. Poor little Gonzo-lookin' feller never had a chance.
10. Dunk hoops don't lose hoops!
11. Looks like you have enough Benjamin's already, don't need any of mine.
12. I don't know, something about this really caught my eye.
13. DON'T LOOK INTO THE EYES OF THE CURSED CHILD!