It's time to stop asking for nudes and start asking for puns as a way to break the ice on your dating website of choice. Your success rate will improve by 99.9% AND it's a great well to tell if someone has a good sense of humor or not.
Or is possibly a dad (since dad jokes are 98% puns and 2% his own laughter).
1. Is there anything sexier than a food fight?
2. They're being breadly serious.
3. He's in it for the long haul.
4. This interaction is a real page-turner.
5. This man will make her rich some day.
6. This is what it looks like when Adam and Eve started Sexting.
7. This is how you ensure you have offspring to carry on your legacy.
8. I've never believed in soulmates until now.
9. Stupid autocorrect!
10. They fit together like door and bell.
11. Smooth move, nerd.
12. Talk Poké to me.
13. This guy is a goddamn stallion.
14. Great, I'll pick you up at 8 p.m. on my unicycle.