If you think bragging about being a badass makes you look like more of a badass, then we have some bad news.

Are you sitting down? Good. *Sigh* 

You don't look badass. I know, I'm sorry. You just look bad. Like a bad ass. Like a big bad stinky ass and you need to stop before you become one of these people. 

1. Hey, I don't want any troube from someone with the piercings of a 17-year-old from 2005. 

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2. WOAH, do NOT mess with this guy. He likes BOOBS. 

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3. You can't bring that to school you'll be arrested!

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4. They're afraid to fuck you for very different reasons, my dude. 

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5. If women want to be treated equal then they should be prepared to have their jaw broken while everyone claps!

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6. That snapchat that disappears after 24 hours sure showed them!

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7. Yeah, just you, tho. 

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8. So, who's gonna tell him that this is grammatically incorrect?

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9. This little piglet definitely suckles on the teet of a wealthy Papa.

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10. NOTHING IS TOO LOUD FOR ME, THE MAN WITH THE STRONGEST EARDRUMS WHO HAS NEVER HAD TINNITUS.

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11. UGH, why do I keep getting in trouble for STEALING by these dumb nerds who want to keep their jobs?

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