1. The science here checks out
I saw this diagram in a dream and felt a need to introduce it to the waking world pic.twitter.com/7qXf7wjUu7-- GP (@mousefountain) July 30, 2018
2. That was the day comedy changed forever
I remember when the simpsons movie came out and people couldn't Fuckin believe spider pig-- 𝖇𝖎𝖌 𝖆𝖑 (@vcubikecop) July 30, 2018
3. Money is no factor I must see them live
Not sure of source but oh my god????? pic.twitter.com/7z87zRoUzO-- Kirsten Howard (@emotionalpedant) July 30, 2018
4. Well don't just stand there eat it
This was on my parents cruise breakfast bar this morning... shreks head pic.twitter.com/T04fSiDR3h-- Charlotte Bayes (@CharlotteBHC) July 30, 2018
5. This town ain't big enuf for appropriating
stop 👏 appropriating 👏 partner 👏 if 👏 you 👏 aren't 👏 a 👏 cowboy 👏 greeting 👏 another 👏 cowboy 👏 who's 👏 also 👏exploring 👏 the 👏 wild 👏 west 👏 and 👏 having 👏 adventures 👏-- ABergo Creed (@BergoEsBueno) July 30, 2018
6. I fear no website, I will become any man
Twitter: don't call yourself elon musk-- Elon Musk (@RibosomeChomsky) July 30, 2018
Me, a glimmering golden Colossus, striding boldly into the future unbound by the shackles of Man's law: im elon musk
7. Never judge a horse by its horse stuff
Every horse movie ever: people don't think this horse can go fast but it do. it go real fast-- rudy mustang (@rudy_mustang) July 29, 2018
8. Let's ride
when your man picks you up after you've been getting on his nerves all day https://t.co/CPbKuIMLBC-- bambina (@itsnottina_) July 29, 2018
9. Bigfoot is real and he tried to eat my ass
twitter 2010: what is "planking" and why are people doing it-- Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) July 30, 2018
twitter 2018: it is wrong to kink shame the nazi for liking bigfoot erotica
10. Must've been nothing
Games that let you max out your stealth. pic.twitter.com/ABtmlICgD8-- Caleb愛 (@CalebCity) July 30, 2018
11. There is no reason to fight this fight mother
12. Sold, as long as we can also do a creepy sequence called Pink Elephants on Parade
[Dumbo meeting, 1941]-- Michael 🕶 (@Home_Halfway) July 30, 2018
WALT DISNEY: Let's make a new kids movie
WRITER: Will it be funny?
WALT: No, it'll be about a sad baby elephant
WRITER: Who tells jokes?
WALT: No, he's taken from his mom
WRITER: To somewhere fun?
WALT: No, the circus
WRITER: ....everything ok at home, sir?
13. Little lifehack for everyone out there pinching pennies
IKEA is just an escape room you don't have to pay to enter-- Caroline (@_caroline__28) July 30, 2018
14. Well yes I suppose you are
Angela https://t.co/46cRXiJYxr-- Angela Kinsey (@AngelaKinsey) July 31, 2018
15. Which office character would these fellows be tho?
Love this pic of early Weezer. pic.twitter.com/YMY9gjw7Az-- . (@pcepete) July 29, 2018