Every time a person desperately begs for free stuff and then turns down things they don't think are good enough, an angel gets shot point blank in the face.
So please, for the love of GOD, stop being picky about the charity you're being offered. You literally killing baby cherubs, dickheads.
1. Because I found a book shelf for $40, that must mean every book shelf is $40.
2. Asks for literal garbage and then calls someone desperate...hmmm...
3. Her toddler could have DIED without a lid, you greedy bastards!
4. Make me a thing that I won't like or pay for, please.
5. Hey, sorry for not talking to you in 3 years, give me money though?
6. Thanks for the cash, you selfish assholes.
7. How DARE no one give me THEIR car 'cause mine broke under the weight of my gigantic sense of entitlement.
8. You should only have ONE JOB and you should do it for FREE.
9. What an impressive résumé.
10. Wow, that's a really good point. SOLD!