Welcome to Roast Ranker, where we rank the top roasts of the week from r/RoastMe. If you're too nice to roast people and/or too sensitive to get roasted yourself, you've come to the perfect online getaway to get your fill of both.

Please enjoy this week's top roasts:

11. Should be correcting the wrinkles outta that shirt

brutal roasts: yuppie corrections officer

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10. Walked into that one

brutal roasts: high score ></p>
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9. Security this man should not be near children 

brutal roasts: dad looks like pedophile

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8. Just buy a new face

brutal roasts: rich virgin

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7. It's broken off its hinges and is rolling away

brutal roasts: ferriss wheel operator

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6. They have brought you down Jarrod

brutal roasts: color in your eyebrows

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5. Perpetually lookin like he's tryna stuff his tray of trash into an already overflowing trash can

brutal roasts: eating solo in mall food court

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4. Jumped up when I threw the ball backwards ass

brutal roasts: wii avatar

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3. RIP to you and your eyes

brutal roasts: can't keep pupils in line

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2. My dude you knew what you were walkin into. Puttin those posters up ain't distracting nobody

brutal roasts: clit ></p>
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1. YOOOOO

brutal roasts: just like gf can't feel anything below the belt

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