There is only one thing worth knowing about Stephen Baldwin pic.twitter.com/uy84KisHH4-- Adam Pash (@adampash) August 7, 2018
2. Thank you computer, well done
"Computer show me a horse giving up" pic.twitter.com/ASbWNrZMP4-- Mark Agee (@MarkAgee) August 6, 2018
3. Well, I guess I gotta go watch all of ghost shark now
so there's a film called ghost shark and this is an actual scene from it pic.twitter.com/yqksK6x7p6-- rob (@ghoulcabin) August 2, 2018
4. To do list: complete
coffee: chugged-- James (@CaucasianJames) August 6, 2018
6. Fuck me, right?
me when i started on twitter // me now pic.twitter.com/61IFjHkZ5s-- Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) August 6, 2018
7. Smash that mf like button so we can make another movie in this series and realistically a park section in Universal Studios
If Movies Ended Like YouTube Videos pic.twitter.com/Nh5WaBwMc1-- Ryan George (@theryangeorge) August 6, 2018
8. See me off into the void daddy
The idea is that maybe, if I get really good at shaking my ass, someone will hold me while I die-- Anna Drezen (@annadrezen) August 4, 2018
9. This is what the Internet is for fellas
excellent bag at belfast pride yesterday pic.twitter.com/TFuUt9hYF9-- alex ☭ (@alexdotmoore) August 5, 2018
10. This kid's gonna be alright
7yo, in the other room: slowwwwwly shit-- Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) August 6, 2018
7yo: sorry, I know I'm not supposed to say the s-word!
Me: yeah but what did you say right before it?
Me: but why?
7yo: I don't know, people just say "slowly shit"
Me: ... oh, you mean holy shit
11. The stock costs $0.08 there's no better time
Should I buy MoviePass? (the company)-- bugmane🐛 (@bugmanetv) August 7, 2018
12. I'm sure we can reach some sort of agreement
ur death drive & sex drive arguing about how hard u wanna get choked pic.twitter.com/MDTohBrpWM-- jaboukie young-white (@jaboukie) August 5, 2018
13. I've fallen and I can't get up
14. Always Be Deteriorating
Why Apple is worth $1 trillion pic.twitter.com/LuO4Tz5aKF-- Sophia (@SophiaCannon) August 3, 2018
15. This is so sad can we hit 10 RTs
[ass surgery]-- 𝐤𝖔𝖇𝐲 ♥ (@kobychill) August 6, 2018
girlfriend: i'm so nervous
boyfriend: it's gonna be ok don't worry
gf, waking up: wait where's my bf
doctor: who do u think gave u the ass
RT if you cried 😿