1. Devastating

2. Thank you computer, well done

3. Well, I guess I gotta go watch all of ghost shark now

4. To do list: complete

5. 🤝

6. Fuck me, right?

7. Smash that mf like button so we can make another movie in this series and realistically a park section in Universal Studios

8. See me off into the void daddy

9. This is what the Internet is for fellas

10. This kid's gonna be alright

11. The stock costs $0.08 there's no better time

12. I'm sure we can reach some sort of agreement

13. I've fallen and I can't get up

14. Always Be Deteriorating

15. This is so sad can we hit 10 RTs