At this point, if you don't know what The Onion is, you've been living under a satirical rock and deserve to be ridiculed if you're caught taking one of their headlines at face value. These idiots were, and luckily we have the shameful screengrabs to further spread the shame.

1. Yes, it is the writers and editors who are the idiots.

Complete Morons Who Believed An ></p>
<h5 style= Padunn816 / Reddit.com

2. It is almost as if it is...impossible.

Complete Morons Who Believed An ></p>
<h5 style=Pit_27 / Reddit.com

3. I mean, kinda yeah.

Complete Morons Who Believed An ></p>
<h5 style=CarmineFields / Reddit.com

4. This person is very angry at this fake lady in this fake situation.

Complete Morons Who Believed An ></p>
<h5 style=Mattylavs / Reddit.com

5. :O

Complete Morons Who Believed An ></p>
<h5 style=FlorianInJeHolMan / Reddit.com

6. I wonder what happens when people realize what the Onion is?

Complete Morons Who Believed An ></p>
<h5 style=BoonkGangThatKarma / Reddit.com

7. It's a joke!

Complete Morons Who Believed An ></p>
<h5 style=CosmicSheOwl / Reddit.com

8. Ugh. Liberals, huh?

Complete Morons Who Believed An ></p>
<h5 style=asahcool / Reddit.com

9. This is unfair.

Complete Morons Who Believed An ></p>
<h5 style=Dionicio3 / Reddit.com

10. 'Also your chin looks like a tumour'

Complete Morons Who Believed An ></p>
<h5 style=a_mo_hashim / Reddit.com

11. Woosh.

Complete Morons Who Believed An ></p>
<h5 style=h3RE_ / Reddit.com

12. Thanks for the heads up.

Complete Morons Who Believed An ></p>
<h5 style=drakehotlinebling / Reddit.com

13. Yes, seriously.

Complete Morons Who Believed An ></p>
<h5 style=Notbruce1 / Reddit.com