Who needs ancient-ass poetry books filled with old timey English and weird jibberish you can barely understand? We've got new and improved, updated poetry right here in front of us thanks to these wonderfully talented internet poets.

1. *feet kicked back in chair* "How 'bout another bald-o?"

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mknlsn / Reddit.com

2. Ernie you're fucked.

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NofriendoLand / Reddit.com

3. Do what is fair.

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SuperWetAndMoist / Reddit.com

4. Priorities.

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SweetStarburstx / Reddit.com

5. Understandably so.

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 NofriendoLand / Reddit.com

6. This one is actually catchy.

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tobasita / Reddit.com

7. But those are already the goodest boys ever, satanic rituals aside.

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meme-g0d / Reddit.com

8. You win, sir.

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saulmessedupman / Reddit.com

9. Make up your damn mind.

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OmarGuard / Reddit.com

10. I am no longer very alone.

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 NothingInteresting_7 / Reddit.com

11. Everybody CALM DOWN.

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InterGamer / Reddit.com

12. Beautiful.

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OmarRocks7777777 / Reddit.com