Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
The Weekly WYR
March 2, 2007
It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly
. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great
, send it to me at
Streeter.Seidell @ Gmail.com.
Would You Rather
Lose an eye or a leg?
Have your eyelids sewn open or sewn shut?
Get handed a $100,000 check at the beginning of every year or know everything on Wikipedia?
Not be able to taste sugar or not be able to taste salt?
Walk a mile in someone else’s shoes, or be cursed to always use proverbs in the wrong context?
Be the leading scientist in your field or get mad cow disease?
Stick the tip of your penis into scalding hot spaghetti sauce or eat the sauce after someone else put their junk in it?
Eat a live squid or a dead puppy?
Be thrown down with the sodomites or keep doing the warden's taxes?
Have invented the slam dunk or invented beer pong?
Be the worst player in the
or the best player in the
Have chicks refer to your sexual abilityas "the best two minutes of my life" or "the worst two hours"?
Only be allowed to eat soda, pizza, and french fries (but it’s healthy) or continue your current diet?
Be on the first experimental space tourism flight or the second?
Have three goldfish-size dolphins or one cat-size mountain gorilla?
And the winner of the "
I Sent An Email To The Wrong Address"
Award is Tim, who sent this to me. Subj: Matt's party
You goin? Are you gonna get beers before or is matt gonna get them? Lemme know dude.
Congrats, Tim. You've confused me with one of your friends! Better be a little more careful with your email's auto-complete feature. Oh, and get beers before. You can never be too careful.
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