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  1. Japanese Candid Camera is kind of mean. It's also incredibly funny. Imagine how scary this would be if it were happening to you.
  2. This is one of the best local commercials I've seen in a long time. I wish this guy were my dad.
  3. Stephen Lynch is an incredibly funny comic/musician. Listen to his lullaby explaining to he's divorced.
  4. Aa fabulous new fragrance for all you blow-out wearing dudes. "Douche"
  5. This film noir comedy by CH writer Dan Gurewitch is reason number 12,008 that I love him so much.
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You can't dive in the toilet, but you can pee in the pool.

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