1. Japanese Candid Camera is kind of mean. It's also incredibly funny. Imagine how scary this would be if it were happening to you.
  2. This is one of the best local commercials I've seen in a long time. I wish this guy were my dad.
  3. Stephen Lynch is an incredibly funny comic/musician. Listen to his lullaby explaining to he's divorced.
  4. Aa fabulous new fragrance for all you blow-out wearing dudes. "Douche"
  5. This film noir comedy by CH writer Dan Gurewitch is reason number 12,008 that I love him so much.
New Contest
We've got $2,000 to waste. And this is how we're going to waste it. We love sitcoms, and we love making fun of them. So for this contest, we want you to have fun with your favorite sitcom moments with these little Burger King Stacker figurines. Strange? Yes, but you're weird, so what's the problem. All parody videos are due in on March 23rd so get going. All the info you need is on the Contest Page.

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You can't dive in the toilet, but you can pee in the pool.

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