Me and my roommate Steve just watched Honey I Shrunk the Kids, which of course prompted us to imagine what life would be like if Ray's shrink ray actually existed. We agreed that all the world's problems would be solved, Steve even said, "That would solve all of the world's problems." We talked about blowing up food, shrinking things down for shipping, thus reducing the burning of fossil fuels, "The possibilities are endless!" Steve exclaimed. I then suggested we devote our lives to being inventors. 10 seconds passed and Steve responded with, "Let's just turn our apartment into a crystal meth lab."