Me: c’mon, seriously?
BlaZerBoY2k: jk, I know who you are lol
Me: I’m kinda pissed actually. Someone rear-ended my car the other day.
BlaZerBoY2k: tht sux :( hey, have you seen that new vid on ebaumsworld with the lady stomping grapes? I’ve got the link..
Me: yeah I have, it’s pretty funny
Me:so now I’ve gotta file a claim and go through all this bs with the insurance co.
BlaZerBoY2k: buck up, I got something that will change your luck
BlaZerBoY2k: its just this little message, send it to 5 ppl
Me:oh I hate those things
BlaZerBoY2k: if you break the chain you’ll die alone. It’s proven science, you can’t take that risk..
BlaZerBoY2k: so wat happened w/ that girl you liked?
Me:we went out a couple times but apparently she has bf or something now, fucking weak
Me:it sucks cuz she was real cool, we had fun together
BlaZerBoY2k: Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.
BlaZerBoY2k: that’s what I always say
Me:don’t give me that crap
BlaZerBoY2k:well I’ve got this love test you can take, it’ll predict your love life
Me:I’m not falling for that one again
BlaZerBoY2k: there are other fish in the sea, a great guy. Just remember, you’re unique. Just like everyone else ;)
Me:omg, plz stop.
BlaZerBoY2k: you’ll find a great girl. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
BlaZerBoY2k: I can get 60 miles to the gallon on this hog.
BlaZerBoY2k: just one of the best lines from my favorite movie, duh
Me:I gtg, ttyl
BlaZerBoY2k: k, late