Name: Becky

Age: 20

Year: Junior. Credit wise, probably a sophomore.

School: UMass Amherst

Hometown: Hamden, CT

: Sociology

Favorite Drink: Anything with an alcohol content.

If I’m trying to get with you, what should I do? Just cut to the chase. Buy me a drink and we’ll be makin-out in no time. You’re also going to have to be strong enough to carry me home later that night.

What should I avoid doing?
Talking to me if your IQ is below the 100 average. I have little patience for those who cannot grasp my sarcasm. It’s also not an attractive thing when a guy can’t carry on an actual conversation. Oh, and if you call, once is enough. Believe me, if I actually want to hear from you, I’ll call back. I don’t need 6 calls and 10 texts in one hour to remind me that you exist. That’s the girl’s job.

Do you have a boyfriend? Recently single due to irreconcilable differences.

Describe the weirdest dream you ever had: That one day I woke up in the middle of my junior year of college and I suddenly realized that I had accomplished literally nothing with my life. I had no memories, only alcohol-indused blackouts and vague recollections thanks to photographs. My classes weren’t mandatory because I had a #7 party school ranking to maintain and that became a priority. Basically, I was wasting $100,000 of my loving father’s money and the only thing I had to show for it was a lack of brain cells. I soon made this dream into a reality.

What’s your most embarrassing college moment? Ha. My MOST embarrassing college moment? My life in general is an embarrassment so it would be unfair to choose one moment over another

What’s one fashion statement a guy should never make? The blowout. Barf. So hideous.

How come you never see retarded black people? Wait, is that a serious question?

More pictures of Becky after the jump!

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