Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Cute College Girl of the Week: Becky Epstein
March 6, 2007
: Junior. Credit wise, probably a sophomore.
: UMass Amherst
: Hamden, CT
: Anything with an alcohol content.
If I’m trying to get with you, what should I do?
Just cut to the chase. Buy me a drink and we’ll be makin-out in no time. You’re also going to have to be strong enough to carry me home later that night.
What should I avoid doing?
Talking to me if your IQ is below the 100 average. I have little patience for those who cannot grasp my sarcasm. It’s also not an attractive thing when a guy can’t carry on an actual conversation. Oh, and if you call, once is enough. Believe me, if I actually want to hear from you, I’ll call back. I don’t need 6 calls and 10 texts in one hour to remind me that you exist. That’s the girl’s job.
Do you have a boyfriend?
Recently single due to irreconcilable differences.
Describe the weirdest dream you ever had:
That one day I woke up in the middle of my junior year of college and I suddenly realized that I had accomplished literally nothing with my life. I had no memories, only alcohol-indused blackouts and vague recollections thanks to photographs. My classes weren’t mandatory because I had a #7 party school ranking to maintain and that became a priority. Basically, I was wasting $100,000 of my loving father’s money and the only thing I had to show for it was a lack of brain cells. I soon made this dream into a reality.
What’s your most embarrassing college moment?
embarrassing college moment? My life in general is an embarrassment so it would be unfair to choose one moment over another
What’s one fashion statement a guy should never make?
The blowout. Barf. So hideous.
How come you never see retarded black people?
Wait, is that a serious question?
More pictures of Becky after the jump!
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