1. So this is a dog masturbating. You'd think it'd be less funny than a dog humping. But it is not.
  2. Flaming bowling balls, or squirrels being shot out of a catapault? Why can't it be both?
  3. Click here to see the magic trick that made George Costanza cry.
  4. Why can't I ever get pranked like this? Probably because I definitely wouldn't give the girl her skirt back.
  5. This guy gets hit hard. It kind of reminds me of how they say when you get your head chopped off you can still run for a full block or something…

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Pic of the Day
The cat just got washed away, like a human getting hit by a firehose.