An Academic Thesis is always impressive, mostly because of it's title. You can impress naive grad students into thinking you are an intellectual just by explaining everything you're into, in a highly exalted way. I'm into Rap music, so I always tell unsuspecting doctoral candidates that I wrote my dissertation on "Third World Appropriations of Hip Hop Culture as a means for Social Revolution."
If you are into Keg Stands
Going Vertical: An Inquiry into how the Inverted Imbibing of Carbonated Alcoholic Beverages is Beneficial Towards the Participant's CompositionIf you are into Pizza
A Contemporary Manna: The Food of LifeIf you are into Date Rape
Does No, Really Mean No?: Redefining Concepts of ConsensusIf you are into Fart Jokes
A Lethal Wind: An Exploration into the Jocularity of FlatuenceIf you are into Chiefings/Shamings
Epidermic Cartography: The Mapping of One's Evening as Described by the Markings on Their Skin. Remember the three rules of an impressive essay title: Long words, Long sentences, Disregard grammar advice from Word.