It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great WYR, send it to me at Streeter.Seidell @ Gmail.com.

Would You Rather…

  • Break your own arm or break one of your mother's fingers?
  • Have stilts surgically attached to your legs or permanently have a 6 foot tall flattop haircut? From Scott
  • Be lost on an island with every single one of your possessions, or not be lost but own nothing but a TV and “Lost” DVDs?
  • Be constantly juggling for the rest of your life or have that circus song play repeatedly in your head? From Pete
  • Pay for all your music or just stop listening to music all together?
  • Be able to grow an instant beard or be able to grow instant head hair?
  • Freeze to death in a matter of hours or be burned alive in a matter of minutes? From Nathan
  • Have someone pee in your pee-hole or poop in your poop hole? From Hunter
  • Pose naked in a magazine one time for $50,000 or strip at the bar for $5,000 once a month? From Maggie
  • Fart silently all the time or burp loudly all the time for the rest of your life? From Bill
  • See the new movie "300" with your friends, or "Norbit" with Eddie Murphy? From James
  • Live life as an extremely talented, tormented soul or be happy and boring? From Zack
  • Ride the short bus or have to drive the short bus. From Sam
  • Make slot machine sounds every time you urinate or cry like a baby every time you take a dump? From Dan Smith Will Teach you Guitar
  • Up to your nuts in eyeballs or up to your eyeballs in nuts? From Erick
Way to go, fag.

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