Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
The Weekly WYR
March 8, 2007
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. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great
, send it to me at
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Would You Rather
Break your own arm or break one of your mother's fingers?
Have stilts surgically attached to your legs or permanently have a 6 foot tall flattop haircut?
Be lost on an island with every single one of your possessions, or not be lost but own nothing but a TV and “Lost”
Be constantly juggling for the rest of your life or have that circus song play repeatedly in your head?
Pay for all your music or just stop listening to music all together?
Be able to grow an instant beard or be able to grow instant head hair?
Freeze to death in a matter of hours or be burned alive in a matter of minutes?
Have someone pee in your pee-hole or poop in your poop hole?
Pose naked in a magazine one time for $50,000 or strip at the bar for $5,000 once a month?
Fart silently all the time or burp loudly all the time for the rest of your life?
See the new movie "300" with your friends, or "Norbit" with Eddie Murphy?
Live life as an extremely talented, tormented soul or be happy and boring?
Ride the short bus or have to drive the short bus.
Make slot machine sounds every time you urinate or cry like a baby every time you take a dump?
From Dan Smith Will Teach you Guitar
Up to your nuts in eyeballs or up to your eyeballs in nuts?
Way to go, fag.
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