5) So, I actually forgot my American passport in the hotel. Do you think maybe I could have yours before we go through security? And your social security number? I lost that as well.

4) Oh, this knife in my pocket? I just carry that around because I'm emo.

3) Oh man, Hussavish' shirt is the bomb. No, I don't mean the slang for cool or "in
fashion." I mean it's actually carrying an explosive device. Don't move or you'll detonate it.

2) Whenever I see the movie Crash I think of flying. I mean…because of all the diversity in our class and everything.

1) That's OK. I won't need to learn how to land.