Which of the following Outback Steakhouse desserts sounds most like a euphemism for diarrhea?A. Sydney's Sinful SundaeB. Cheesecake OliviaC. Chocolate Thunder From Down Under

If you guessed C, you win a free Aussie-Tizer! I recommend the cheese fries. Only 3,000 calories and 217g of fat! Yum — now I'm ready for my main course!

UPDATE: A reader just pointed out that a stick of butter is 810 calories and 92g of fat. So, technically eating 2.5 sticks of butter would be a healthier alternative.