Round 1Optimus Prime unfolds into large truck, runs over Mark.Optimus: 1 Mark: 0

Round 2Mark writes a really mean blog entry.Optimus: 1 Mark: 1

Round 3Optimus Prime sardonically creates facebook group, "Mark Zuckerberg Is Cool." No one signs up.Optimus: 2 Mark: 1

How do you think it will end?

To be continued…