Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Kevin Federline Meets Google's Sergey Brin
March 20, 2007
K-Fed and Sergey are at a party, K-Fed approaches the bar where Sergey is standing.
: Yo, yo, how you doin?
: Fine, you?
(Reaches out hand to greet K-Fed)
(Turns Segrey's handshake into an awkward hand grip and hug thing)
: Nah, son. I ain't gay.
: No, no. My name is Sergey.
: Ah, my bad, my bad. So, cool party, right?
: Yeah. It is.
: What do you do Sergey?
: Well, I founded Google.
: Never heard of it.
: The search engine.
: Oh, word?
I got one of those too.
: Mine's prolly better. Know why?
: You can win crazy shit. Like autographed photos of me.
: That's nice.
: Or a trip to my birthday party.
(Grabs an invitation from his pocket)
Actually you should come.
: I mean, I just met you.
: It's cool, I have a ton of extras. Come on, please?
: Anywayz. You ever hear my song, Popozao?
: I'm not-
: It's a pretty good jam.
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popoz
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.