Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Just Pick Up The Goddamn Phone
March 21, 2007
I don't feel like spending twenty minutes typing out an answer to texts like these:
where do u want 2 be in 10 yrs?
are u at the bar yet? compare it 2 another bar.
ratify consti2tion: process?
y r u pressing "decline" when I call?
lost my copy of new rolling stone. txt me yrs?
pick up bud or bud light? where? why?
honest thoughts: ppl on welfare
it's over btwn us. how are we going 2 split our stock prtflios?
iran: how 2 deal?
omg! hey, that reminds me. what r yr thoughts on organized religion?
mayflwer. colonies. then what?
Hey, I'm texting you from my computer. This is weird, but I can remember all the lyrics to "Love Will Tear Us Apart Again" but not the melody. Can you text it? Please don't call.
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.