I don't feel like spending twenty minutes typing out an answer to texts like these:

  • where do u want 2 be in 10 yrs?

  • are u at the bar yet? compare it 2 another bar.

  • ratify consti2tion: process?

  • y r u pressing "decline" when I call?

  • lost my copy of new rolling stone. txt me yrs?

  • childhood: remmbr?

  • pick up bud or bud light? where? why? WHY?

  • honest thoughts: ppl on welfare

  • it's over btwn us. how are we going 2 split our stock prtflios?

  • iran: how 2 deal?

  • omg! hey, that reminds me. what r yr thoughts on organized religion?

  • mayflwer. colonies. then what?

  • Hey, I'm texting you from my computer. This is weird, but I can remember all the lyrics to "Love Will Tear Us Apart Again" but not the melody. Can you text it? Please don't call.