Me: Oh, hi. My name's Cody.Her: Oh, hey. So I like girls.Me: Hey, me too. Aren't the chicks on campus really hot?Her: Why yes, yes they are. This place is eye-candy-ville. Hey, you should come to the Gay-Straight Alliance Meeting tonight.Me: I'll bet I could meet girls there… oh wait.Her: Right.Me: Wait, it is the Gay-Straight Alliance, so the way I figure, I've got about a 50/50 chance with any given chick. Ooh, wait, I'll prolly have dudes hitting on me, and I'll be all like, "No, man, I'm here for the other half of the alliance."Her: Okay, later.Me: Bye.