Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
105% Issue #11
March 26, 2007
This date in history: March 26, 1953.
Less Notable Decisions of King Solomon
Peasant 1: This is my loaf of bread!
Peasant 2: No, it is mine!
King Solomon: I will cut the loaf in two, and you shall each get half.
Peasant 2: Seems fair.
Peasant 1: I agree.
The only people who don't pick their nose are liars.
Statements from the Un-racist Racist
If Mexicans are supposedly so lazy, how come I always see them hard at work, selling fruit on the highway off-ramp?
Sports Announcers Who Don’t Quite Get It
“Ohio State went on a 92 to 76 point run to end the game”
"The lady doth protest too much, methinks."
Sandwiches at the Jerry Maguire Deli
Show Me the Salami
You Complete Meat
You Had Me at Hero
"Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?" Spin-off Ideas
Are You Taller Than a 9-year-old?
-Are You Stronger Than a Woman?
-Man vs. Baby
Stubborn Bully Who Sticks to his Principles Even During a School Shooting
What are you doing, retard? You think I give a crap about your gay ass gun? Watch out, you almost got that grenade in your eye make-up, you scrawny freak.
I'm not too picky about the girls I date, but i just won't go out with a girl with skin issues. One time my friend Tim tried to hook me up with a girl with acne scars. This other time I got set up with a girl who was black.
Bad Movies, Worse Pope
- Rocky V
- Robocop II
- Karate Kid
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