Make sure to read Part I.

Round 4Mark descends thirty floors beneath Facebook HQ, presses big red button, arises to find Earth destroyed…EXCEPT for Optimus Prime, realizes he should have pressed bigger red button next to original.Optimus: 3 Mark: 1

Round 5Optimus Prime independently develops urinary tract infection.Optimus: 3 Mark: 2

Round 6Mark visits Optimus Prime at robot hospital, brings him soup and a poem…but the poem contains a deadly poison…Optimus: 3 Mark: 3

To be concluded…