Hey, did you guys know that now you can hit on Sarah Schneider without publicly looking like a douchebag? Please welcome the CollegeHumor Message System, built mostly by me- with a little help from the programmers. It took ME a while to make, but I finally did it. Here's how it works:

  1. Click on the little envelope in a user's comment box or profile.
  2. Write a message

Did I mention that it's very easy to use? I designed it that way. Some people have asked me, "Jake, how did you manage to build an awesome messaging system with only a VERY limited knowledge of basic html?"

"Can't hear you over the sound of all this money rolling in," I like to say.

Special Thanks to Adam Gotterer for building the message system.