If there is one thing that every American loves, it is a good ol' fashioned list. It doesn't matter to the everyman what this list is about- shit, it could be a list of Cher's greatest selling singles since 1985. As long as the list is ranking something, preferably in a "Top such-and-such" manner, we are hooked.
And similarly, if there is one thing every American hates, it is a big fucking douchebag. You know, the guy that can single- handedly ruin an evening with his senseless banter or one-upmanship. The douche comes in many forms- the Cockblock, the Asshole, and the Sleezebag, just to name a few. No matter what type he is, everyone hates a douchebag.
And so I have taken it upon myself to make the ultimate Yin-Yang of lists- The Top 10 Biggest Douchebags of All-Time. This compilation combines America's love for everything listed and hatred for everything douchey, creating a mixed set of emotions that should make you thoroughly enjoy this blog. So, without further ado, I give you…
The Top 10 Biggest Douchebags of All-Time
6 million Jews, and 11 million total people that just seems a bit douchebaggy to me. The head of the Nazi party, Hitler's attempts to create an Aryan race through the genocide of an entire sect of people has set a standard for all other douchebags to strive towards. And to top it all off, leading a life of douchiness ended in the most douchebag way possible- suicide. Anyone selfish enough to take their own life instead of manning up to their mistakes is a total pussy, and this only adds to what a real prick this guy was.
So there you have it, The Top 10 Biggest Douchebags of All-Time. Agree? Disagree? Leave me a comment.