Dear American Idol,
My peers and I have discussed this issue thoroughly, and we've decided it's high time for you to stop infiltrating all the forms of media that I love. First, you came here from England, taking over music and television almost entirely. That, I've come to terms with. But now, it's gone too far. That's right, American Idol, you've crossed the line and taken over videogames.


And you didn't stop there. You've continued on with your invasion, and made the move into cinema.

Seriously, Ryan Seacrest is a douchebag. More like Ryan GAYcrest. And don't get me started on Paula Abdul. She's even worse than Ryan. She can't even speak English like a normal person.


Just get the fuck out of the things I love, American Idol.


Sincerely,
The Entire Human Race