Surprising poll results 100% of Americans say they've recently been recently surveyed.
Bad Ideas for TV Spin-Offs- According to Jim, Jews Can't Be Trusted
- Kids Say The Darndest Things When They're Being Tortured
The Ultimate ParadoxI think beating a video game is equal parts success and failure.
Cereal DreamsI wish real life came in a cinnamon flavor
I wish Chex stayed crunchy, even in my stomach.. .
I wish a serial killer hadn't murdered my dad . Gotta have my Pops
Dr. Bully"It appears that you have a severe case of faggotosis. I'm going to prescribe one dose of vicious wedgie, to be administered immediately."
I Can Take Your Clothes Out Of the Dryer and Put My Stuff In If- It’s not lady-stuff.
- The dryer has been off since I got there.
- It's your Nazi SS uniform and it's clearly already dry.
Guy Who is Confused By Fortune Cookies"3, 28, 19, 43, 67, 12 . IN BED!!!"
Crow MomentsCrow 1: I've got a bone to pick with you.
Crow 2: That sounds really nice. It's a date.
Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway, but no one eats at Subway?
A Conversation between Jesus and Joseph"Clean your room."
"You're not my dad."