What are you watching, dear? Oh my! Those women certainly aren’t being very prudent in their choice of dress. A nice girl wouldn’t show so much skin – and why are they twisting around like that? And with those – what do they want to be called now – afromericans? Oh dearie, please, they just look so promiscuous…

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That looks like a nice young man, so busy and with such a good work ethic. You can see how serious he is because of his dedication and intensity…. but why is he hitting that other man, tied to that chair? That’s not very good police-work, if you ask me. He’s… oh my. He’s not allowed to point his gun at the tied-up man, is he? He wouldn’t———- oh my sweet goodness!

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Oh good, dearie, look! A musical show, and with such nice young men and women. They’re singing, and dancing, and ohhhhh my word what a performance! Bravo! Oh look, they have their own panel of judges – I’m sure they’re all very “hip” to the music “scene” and are professiona—-… why is that British man being so unpleasant?

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Ahh, now this is nice. Look at that girl – she looks like a nice girl. Why can’t you find a nice girl like that? She looks like she says her evening prayers every night, and such a well-dressed young lady too. She even writes on her electronic typewriter about her day. … What’s a “vibrator”, dearie?

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How are that dog and baby talking to each other?

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