Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
April 4, 2007
It's back! Here's how it works:
Create one of the groups listed below.
Get 1,000 people to join your group.
Email me at
when you've hit the 1,000 member mark with a link to your group.
Some tips: make your group global so anyone can join. Mention it's for a CollegeHumor contest so people don't think you're crazy. But before we get to the groups, here's an idea I had.
The Facebook Challenge is a blast, but not everybody has the determination to make a group and stick with it. That's why I'm introducing
. The idea is simple: I give you someone to add as a friend on Facebook, you add them and send them a message. The first target of our friendliness is .
When you friend him, ask "How was LA?"
Never have I ever played drinking games
I give Family Guy a 6, tops
Bro, let's get tattoos that display our respective ethnicities
Eat your dick? Absolutely not, young man!
I'm attracted to magicians
Man, I covered this notebook with scribbles, check this out
Spring: Give me a break!
Salt or Pepper? You can't have them both.
Dude, can I cop some answers from your test before you hand it in?
Hey, what channel is Nickelodeon again?
United States of Allergies
You guys smell that? It smells like hot milk or something?
, sir, are the Dee Dee Dee!
Hotdogs > real dogs
Hard honeydew is better than soft honeydew
Adult Swim is for pussies
If Sanjaya wins, so have the terrorists
I got the blue box blues
I would love to paint you
So super happy I wasn't born Indian
A Man, A Plan, A Canal: Anal
All I wanna do is Zooma Zoom Zoom Zoom and a Boom Boom
Remember, the first person to email me at
with 1,000 people in their group gets a
and a Ulysses Grant to keep all your George Washingtons company. Ready. Set. GO!
Oh, and join the
CollegeHumor Facebook group
while you're at it.
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.