You're ugly… enough said… so stop being upset when those who are not get attention and you don’t. If God wanted people to like you for your looks… he would have given them to you… He figured you were more of a personality person….

This goes to all the chubbys out there that cry on their pillows at night because they can’t stop stuffing McDonalds in their mouths because their ads are too enticing… No one cares…

Here is a perfect example of how NO ONE CARES about you or your ugly face and fat ass…

Natalee Holloway… disappeared in Aruba, and got Media attention for 2 solid months… WHY? She was hot, she was blonde, and she was white.

If your Fat ass gets hit by a dump truck in the middle of campus… wouldn’t even make the news, in fact the cops wouldn’t even come, they would just tell the guys to load the body in the back with the rest of the garbage.

Example 2: Anna Nicole Smith… if she died when she was fat… the only word you would have heard across the nation was "Good."
HOWEVER: She died hot! Therefore, weeks of media coverage ensued.


Ladies of a lesser appearance and larger ass, there's a reason why you don't get cast in movies and aren’t in commercials for make-up. There’s a reason why a fat CHICK has never won American Idol. We all know that fat black women have the best voices, but they would never win, because who would watch a fat chick on TV?

WHY DO YOU THINK ROSANNE IS NOT ON THE AIR ANYMORE?!

Even McDonalds, your creators, fat ladies, have rejected you in their media campaigns. Of course it makes sense to show a fat chick scarfin down a number 5 with extra pickles… cause that’s who eats it! But no one, not even fat people would want to go if a bunch of heffers were "Lovin it" at McDonalds on their commercials.

Ever go to spencers and see the fat ladies on the joke birthday cards? It’s not because your sexy… it’s because it’s gross and it’s FUNNY

So here are your options…

LOSE WEIGHT!!! Eat a damn salad and leave the fucking chimichangas and French Fries to the skinny people…
EXERCISE: Go run… put a Twinkie in front of your face on a string if you have to… chase that mother fucker around the block if you have to… BUT DONT EAT IT WHEN YOU’RE DONE!!! You shouldn’t be rewarded for being fat and trying to fix it…


Worst case scenario: End it all….that’s right, don’t be selfish, just kill yourself. Don’t you ever feel bad while you’re scarfing your face down with food and you see one of those commercials of starving kids in Africa and Brazil? Doesn’t it make you sad that YOUR LEFT ASS CHEEK CAN FEED AN ENTIRE ETHIOPIAN VILLIAGE?!

STOP BEING SO SELFISH FAT GIRLS….


Ugly girls… There’s no hope… unless you can afford plastic surgery, you are doomed. Stay at home and become the crazy cat lady. Cats love you no matter what you look like. Only emerge when you have to go to the DMV… because you will blend with the crowd. Hopefully one day, you can stand before God and ask him why he hated you so much…


So girls, next time you get jealous cause some girls better looking than you or has half your ass…. realize, it’s your fault, and you should be ashamed of it. Those who are better looking than you… are better than you. Remember that. That is the key too the rest of your life.