Frequency of visits to the gym

Homework completed

Being addressed as "Brother Assface" on a daily basis

That time Trent was all "I'm gonna miss you guys, you guys are my best friends, I'm a little girl, wah wah wah." What a homo.

Calls to your high school ex just, ya know, to see what she's up to this summer

Hot Dogs working their way through your digestive system


Time spent on the family yacht