Referring to the golf video (www.collegehumor.com/video:1753091), I believe he said:

"I try to flat load my feet so I can snap load my power package that way I can amplify both lag and drag pressure through impact fix as long as my number 2 power cumulator doesn't break down I can reach maximum centripetal force with minimal pivotal resistance. You see the pivot is the utilization of multiple centers to produce a circular motion for generating centrifical force on an adjusted plane plus it maintains the balance necessary to ???? the two-line delivery path.See golf is geometrically oriented in layered force and involves a physically muscular thrust and a geometry as a circle.You can divide the golf swing into 24 basic components, each having between 12 and 15 variations."

Does anyone have any idea what this means?