- Cuddle parties? Please, I invented cuddle parties. This is the oldest trick in the book.
- Tired of having sex? Try Air Sex, it's a great way to ensure that no one will ever make love to you again.
- So this guy gets turned on when women pretend they're furniture. That's actually really normal.
- Now these are some devoted college kids. Four story Donkey Kong building? Nice.
- Michael J. Fox, you truly will NEVER know how much respect I have for you