It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great WYR, send it to me at Streeter.Seidell @

Would You Rather…

  • Kill a man with your bare hands or kill a bear with
    your man hands? From DR Clark
  • Be able to converse solely using song lyrics or movie
    quotes? From Sarah
  • Have a bed made out of teddy bears or stuffed bunnies?
  • Be known for dying of a heroin overdose, or be known for committing suicide? From Tom
  • Work in an office with all fat, naked guys and get paid $100,000 a year, or work in an office with all hot, naked chicks and get paid $20,000? From David
  • Make out with the your 3rd grade teacher or you 5th grade teacher?
  • Have post-nasal drip from your genitals, or post-coital drip in
    your throat? From Katie
  • Take a shot of period blood, or swim in a pool full of sperm? From Jeff
  • Wake up with no dick or one huge tit?
  • Date a girl with a unibrow or a mustache? From Mike and Samantha
  • Get punched in the face or punch a 5 year old girl in the face? From Mike
  • Have a Jesus fish tattoo on your forehead or never be able to use any
    kind of swear word ever again? From Robert
  • Be Hey Arnold or Doug Funnie for the rest of your life? From Matt
  • Have a perfect memory or see the future? From David
  • Get a blowjob from Jessica Simpson, or beat the ever-loving shit out of Carlos Mencia on National Television? From Nick

And this week's winner of the desperate award goes to Bret, who sent in this.

  • Would You Rather have Streeter Seidell criticize your WYR entry, or have your entry be disgarded as though your thoughts are meaningless, leaving you to waste countless hours searching for inspiration for a better WYR in hopes of one day being accepted?

We're here for you, Bret

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