Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
The Weekly WYR
April 13, 2007
It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly
. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great
, send it to me at
Streeter.Seidell @ Gmail.com.
Would You Rather
Kill a man with your bare hands or kill a bear with
your man hands?
From DR Clark
Be able to converse solely using song lyrics or movie
Have a bed made out of teddy bears or stuffed bunnies?
Be known for dying of a heroin overdose, or be known for committing suicide?
Work in an office with all fat, naked guys and get paid $100,000 a year, or work in an office with all hot, naked chicks and get paid $20,000?
Make out with the your 3rd grade teacher or you 5th grade teacher?
Have post-nasal drip from your genitals, or post-coital drip in
Take a shot of period blood, or swim in a pool full of sperm?
Wake up with no dick or one huge tit?
Date a girl with a unibrow or a mustache?
From Mike and Samantha
Get punched in the face or punch a 5 year old girl in the face?
Have a Jesus fish tattoo on your forehead or never be able to use any
kind of swear word ever again?
Be Hey Arnold or Doug Funnie for the rest of your life?
Have a perfect memory or see the future?
Get a blowjob from Jessica Simpson, or beat the ever-loving shit out of Carlos Mencia on National Television?
And this week's winner of the desperate award goes to Bret, who sent in this.
Would You Rather have Streeter Seidell criticize your
entry, or have your entry be disgarded as though your thoughts are meaningless, leaving you to waste countless hours searching for inspiration for a better
in hopes of one day being accepted?
We're here for you, Bret
Send your best (original)
s to Streeter.Seidell@gmail.com
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.