BAFFIN ISLANDS – Don Imus was sent to the Baffin Islands Re-education camp, said to be the Siberia of North America, when asked, once pastoral Presidential Candidate Reveren Al Sharpton said, "I think this way too lenient, but a start." Sharpton who learned about re-education from his buddy and Comrad Fidel Castro showed the importance of the MLK Principles such as, "I know the Government can not force anyone two love me, but it can keep me from being lynched and I like that very much." He promised Bush Jr. a Hello Kitty Doll in return for the delivery of Imus to Baffin Islands. He was delivered yesterday by Nation Excessive or NatEx. — G