I'm hot cuz I'm fly,
You aint cuz you're not,
This is why This is why This is why I'm hot.

I'm hot because on weather.com,
It said it would be 55,
But now it's sunny and clearly warmer than that.
I mean, my car thermometer says 71, and that usually lowballs it.
This is why This is why This is why I'm hot.

I'm hot because I'm wearing a wool sweater,
I thought it was cotton, because I have a green cotton one as well,
That's the risk you run when you shop at J.Crew.
And I can't really take it off because my undershirt is the one I went to the gym in, and it has pit stains.
This is why This is why This is why I'm hot.

I'm hot cuz there's, like, 300 people at this party.
I mean, it's cold outside so I need to layer up,
But when I come in here, I just can't breathe.
I'm gonna take off my jacket. Wanna just put our jackets in the corner? We'll put them here, don't worry I'll keep an eye on them.
It's not gonna get stolen, nobody wants your shitty jacket just put it here on mine. It's fine. The floors not dirty. Look, touch it. See? It's clean.
This is why This is why This is why I'm hot.