Trev Johnston, Trony Jihnson, and Juan Troyson are at a party, in a corner, drinking beers, observing the action.Trev: Wo, wo, wo, 4 o clock, dudes. Look, at that, ass.Juan: I can't tell analog time.Trony: I'm gonna marry the shit outta her.Trev: That one, bro.Juan: Oh, man. What I wouldn't give to get a coffee with THAT.Trev: Yup
some decaf cappacino, and before you know it
Juan and Trony: LIGHT CONVERSATION!Trev: Yeah buddy. Cover me, ladies, I'm going in.Trev goes to talk to her.Juan: Man, I am tired.Trony: Oh yeah?Juan: Yup, Lena came over last night, we cuddled ALL. NIGHT. LONG.Trony: Spoon that shit like a butternut squash bisque!Juan and Trony shake hands. Trev comes back.Trev: Excelsior.Juan: Got the digits?Trev: Better. Address.Trony: Oh snapdragons.Trev: Some roses
a bottle of chardonnay
a thoughtful card
and in acouple of weeks
Juan and Trony: Going Steady!Trev smashes a beer can against his forehead and throws it into a recycling bin.Trev: I am so kinda drunk right now.Juan: Gimme your keys. We're taking a taxi home.Trev tosses Juan the keys instantly.Trev: No shit. Do I look retarded?Trony: I had three daquiries during appetizers earlier.Trev: Good call. Maybe we should walk. I don't wanna annoy the taxidriver.Juan: Fine by me. This party blows anyway.Trony: Can we try to hustle, fellas? Gotta water my bonzai.They all begin speed walking home.