To: Adam Hrabik

Re: w@n+ a b1g dick?!?!

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To: Adam Hrabik

Re: L0tzz of B1G MON33YZZ c0m1ng yorrr way!!!!

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To: Adam Hrabik

Re: w4nt sum eezy pl4y?

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To: Adam Hrabik

Re: D3lishus F00dz!!!

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To: Adam Hrabik

From: Hormel Foods Corporation

Dear Adam,

We sincerely would like you to purchase SPAM meats at your local grocery store. Seriously, no one is buying this crap. We know it doesn't taste the best, but could you at least throw us a bone here? We're trying to stay in business, for Christ's sake! Please, for the love of God, would you buy one god-forsaken can of SPAM?

Hormel Foods