“… and he says to her, ‘Honey…”
“What I wouldn’t give for some of those…”
“Red galoshes like they sell at…”
“Bacon, no mayonnaise, with…”
“…and that girlat the register, trying to…”
“…microwave a damn pillowcase, of all things…”
“With the foot still in it, I swear to…”
“…Frank Gifford, you know, Kathie Lee’s…”
“…big-ass firetruck, lights on and…”
“He enjoys anal sex, but I think…”
“…she should really consider taking it to the shop for…”
“…total domination in the World Cup…”
“But if it isn’t contagious, why should…”
“…squirrels, and other woodland creatures.”
“…and organisms generally found in moist, dark corners of…”
“Phil Mickelson, along with that other one. You know, the black guy with the
big…”
“Discovery Channel presents…”
“…it’s not a hickey, I cut myself shaving.”