It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great WYR, send it to me at Streeter.Seidell @

Would You Rather…

  • (At the bar) Have hot girls dancing in front of you or plates of free bacon in front of you? From Mathias
  • Sit on a freezing cold toilet seat in a public bathroom or sit on a warm toilet seat in a public bathroom? From Andrew
  • Hear your parents having sex every night or watch them have sex one night? From Matt
  • Pee standing up or have multiple orgasms? From Stephen
  • Eat cheese for every meal, every day, forever or never have cheese again?
  • Get your penis caught in the magic bullet, or get your penis caught in a Jack LaLanne power juicer? From Cam and Brandon
  • Have time travel be real or heaven?
  • Weigh 90 pounds or 260 pounds? From Amir
  • Only have one ass cheek or only have one lip? From Nittany Lion
  • Be Lebowski or Spicoli. From RashBo
  • Eat three fistfuls of dirt or a notebook? From Jeff
  • Win 100 Million dollars in the lottery or work hard and build a business that, in ten years time, will be worth 20 Million dolllars?
  • Never be able to own a portable mp3 player or a television? From Amir

And this week's winner of the I Think I'm Super Clever Award goes to Miller, who sent in this barely decipherable, half-formed joke.

  • Would you Rather, Dan?

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