Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
The Weekly WYR
April 20, 2007
It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly
. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great
, send it to me at
Streeter.Seidell @ Gmail.com.
Would You Rather
At the bar
) Have hot girls dancing in front of you or plates of free bacon in front of you?
Sit on a freezing cold toilet seat in a public bathroom or sit on a warm toilet seat in a public bathroom?
Hear your parents having sex every night or watch them have sex one night?
Pee standing up or have multiple orgasms?
Eat cheese for every meal, every day, forever or never have cheese again?
Get your penis caught in the magic bullet, or get your penis caught in a Jack LaLanne power juicer?
From Cam and Brandon
Have time travel be real or heaven?
Weigh 90 pounds or 260 pounds?
Only have one ass cheek or only have one lip?
From Nittany Lion
Be Lebowski or Spicoli.
Eat three fistfuls of dirt or a notebook?
Win 100 Million dollars in the lottery or work hard and build a business that, in ten years time, will be worth 20 Million dolllars?
Never be able to own a portable mp3 player or a television?
And this week's winner of the
I Think I'm Super Clever Award
goes to Miller, who sent in this barely decipherable, half-formed joke.
Would you Rather, Dan?
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