Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
105% Issue #15
April 23, 2007
Rearrange these letters to spell the name of a celebrity
(answer after the jokes)
Two Web Browsers Making Small Talk
Ricky Van Veen
I've had trouble having sex these days because I'm so out of shape. Once the girl fights me off and starts running away I hardly ever catch her.
Pickiest Child Ever
- "I can't stand it when they focus on the yellow Teletubby. Go back to Tinky Winky!"
- "If I can't be the orange hippo, I'm just going to not play."
- "Boogers from my right nostril taste yucky."
Overheard at Columbus's High School Reunion
"I haven't seen Columbus since graduation."
"Yeah, he really fell off the face of the Earth."
"All the lettuce in my salad is limp!"
Talking Dirty in the Twilight of Your Life
: "Let's play Doctor. Mmm, you have prostate cancer."
: "Let’s see how many hard candies you can fit in there."
: "I’m going to do you so hard, you’ll remember our daughter’s name."
: "I want your IV inside me."
Would you rather have to wear a new t-shirt every day for the rest of your life, or choose one t-shirt and wear that one for the rest of your life, shit nevermind, wrong column.
Answer: Swiss playwright CromT Suie
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