1. Don't need to say anything besides this: Mr. Belding.
  2. Akon humps a fourteen year old. Whatever, dude, I've humped younger.
  3. Find out people's sexual partners.
  4. Jack Black explaining props. Good video.
  5. The hardest Mario level ever, complete with hilarious commentary.
Awesome Articles

The Will to Laziness by Dave.
A walk through a day where you keep running into the person you sort of know.
A report from Zach on the World Text Messaging Championships.
Jim is high.

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