What the what? The Weekly WYR on Monday?! Yup. The Stupid Question Hall Of Fame is on hold for a bit until we can work out boring legal stuff. Luckily, the WYR is stepping up to fill in the blanks. Keep an eye out for the Stupid Question HOF's return (now with official rules) in a week or two but for now, enjoy the WYR.

It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great WYR, send it to me at Streeter.Seidell @ Gmail.com.

Would You Rather…

  • Have sex with an animal or a dead body? From Andrew
  • Not be able to remember the last thing you said or not be able to remember the last thing you said? From Christophe
  • Smell like fish or smell like morning breath?
  • Be pissed off constantly or pissed on occasionally? From Aaron
  • Wear a tight, black, emo-like shirt that says "disturbed" for the rest of your life, or a Hello Kitty backpack for the rest of your life? From Nick
  • Get famous for taking the world's biggest dump or having the world's biggest teeth?
  • Have no sense of humor, or no sense of hygiene? From Alex
  • Be Simon Cowell or Randy Jackson? From Jeff
  • Drive a Smart car that smelled like flowers, or a Lamborghini that smelled like dog crap? From Evan
  • Know how our eyes got so red or what the hell is on Joey's head? From Ryan
  • Be the best garbage man in town or the worst lawyer?
  • TYPE IN ALL CAPS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, 0R YP3 1n l33+5P33|< pH0r t3H r35 0F j00R L1F3? From Greg
  • Have wii or weed? From J

And the Winner of this week's "Two Ways To Say The Same Thing" Award is Joe, who sent in this:

  • Would you rather have severe sunburn on your penis for a month or not be able to have sex for a month?
Send your best WYRs to Streeter.Seidell @ Gmail.com