Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
The Weekly WYR
April 27, 2007
What the what? The Weekly
on Monday?! Yup. The Stupid Question Hall Of Fame is on hold for a bit until we can work out boring legal stuff. Luckily, the
is stepping up to fill in the blanks. Keep an eye out for the Stupid Question
's return (now with official rules) in a week or two but for now, enjoy the
It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly
. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great
, send it to me at
Streeter.Seidell @ Gmail.com.
Would You Rather
Have sex with an animal or a dead body?
Not be able to remember the last thing you said or not be able to remember the last thing you said?
Smell like fish or smell like morning breath?
Be pissed off constantly or pissed on occasionally?
Wear a tight, black, emo-like shirt that says "disturbed" for the rest of your life, or a Hello Kitty backpack for the rest of your life?
Get famous for taking the world's biggest dump or having the world's biggest teeth?
Have no sense of humor, or no sense of hygiene?
Be Simon Cowell or Randy Jackson?
Drive a Smart car that smelled like flowers, or a Lamborghini that smelled like dog crap?
Know how our eyes got so red or what the hell is on Joey's head?
Be the best garbage man in town or the worst lawyer?
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Have wii or weed?
And the Winner of this week's
"Two Ways To Say The Same Thing"
Award is Joe, who sent in this:
Would you rather have severe sunburn on your penis for a month or not be able to have sex for a month?
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